I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
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Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
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YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
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