that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
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Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
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Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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