do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.