She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
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Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
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Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.