I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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