i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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