You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
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There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
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I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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