I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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