I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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