normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Houston, we have a blender
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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