So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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