I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I can text with my tongue
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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