Non-Jews are for practice
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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