He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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