he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
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Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
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Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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