im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
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She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
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I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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