Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
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She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
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I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
we're so committed to being not committed
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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