yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
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I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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