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just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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