so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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