You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
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You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
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So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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