This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
My cat gives me a boner
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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