so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
