maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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