Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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