u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I'm sobbing to NWA
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