seriously i just wanna be friends
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you told grandpa to call you daddy
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
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just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
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Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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