I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
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I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
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Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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