just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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