he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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