in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
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so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
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That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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