Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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