i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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