Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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