No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
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I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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