Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
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Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
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Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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