How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
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Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
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No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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