Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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