Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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