at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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