sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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