I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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