Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
