What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
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Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
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Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
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