Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
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You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
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Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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