is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
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He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
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I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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