16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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