Can Purell be used as lube?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
so let's talk penis.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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