The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
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she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
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We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize