I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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