She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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