Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Randomize
