gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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