and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
