I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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