whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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